BRAskins

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

2006-12-23T22:41:00.000+08:00

BRAskins wishes all visitors a very Brasy Christmas! Who gives a damn about the competition results, because it's not important and everyone had fun anyway! :D

Mix-mases
- From the Queen!
- From Ebi aka Abyss.
- From Eric who IS NOT THE QUEEN despite what his Mix-mas says.
- From *chewy.GUMMIES-
- From WINderella.# + another

Share your Mix-mases with us! People of all boobs accepted!

This is your boyfriend.

2006-12-16T20:20:00.000+08:00

Have you ever wondered why jeans come in different sizes?

So that things like this will never happen in your life.

Winner for the competition will be out soon. :D

<3
WG.

Competition closed

2006-12-14T15:38:00.000+08:00

BRAskins' first competition is CLOSED. No more entries would be accepted.

Cross your fingers and toes and eyes and pray that you win! :D

For those who didn't enter, ~~I don't know what are your reasons but make sure it's a good one~~ FRET NOT! There'll always be another chance. :D

Also, I WILL BE LEAVING FOR KOREA! Who wants to send me off at the airport at midnight? I'll throw in a Special Edition Gay Metal Bra with matching Gay Metal Undies in Cool Colourless™ for all fans who turn up! :D HAHAHA.

Okay, I hope you guys had fun! Stay tuned for the bratastic results!

Our new product: iBra!

2006-12-12T22:05:00.000+08:00

To celebrate the 1000th visit to our beautiful website, Apple has contacted me and after minutes of discussions, we have collaborated and released our brand new product: iBra.

iBras are sold everywhere. From basar malams to 7-11s, from Popular Bookstores to McDonalds. Literally everywhere.

The new iBra costs only $10000.00. It comes with a discount of $0.55. That is so that you can take a bus home or something.

To put on the iBra, just rip it off and place it on your chest (if you have one).

Connect the USB device (which can be bought from any iBra stores at an amazing rate of $4000.00) to your bra, and plug it into your CPU.

Open iTunes.

You can then download music to you iBra and listen to it when you are in school or at work.
With iBra, you can also get 24/7 virus scans. This will ensure that you will not have breast infections and has the ability to eliminate any risk of breast cancer.

Go get your dumb ass iBra NOW!

More features coming up.

CEO,
WG.

Competition #1 Submissions

2006-12-11T23:26:00.000+08:00

DEADLINE's on 14 Dec 06! Please submit your works (via email, posting to the thread in BS.com, or tagging the blog) by then!

Huiwen aka hydrogen
Javier aka J3tflame
Nicolette aka Lisee
Shermin aka `~Angelic-Wing-s, #2
Zachary aka novel
Noor Sharifah aka FollowtheSTEPS-, #2
Michelle (non-skinner)
Madeleine aka simplicity*
Kelila aka *`kelli
Huien aka SUN of a BEACH, #2
Damien aka if-ever
Torti3z, #2, #3
!takeaway
Amanda aka pinkhairspray
Colleen aka leenn
Abyss aka ebi aka 0914, #2
Xueni aka Xindi

FIRST (sanctioned by The Manufacturers!) BRASKINS COMPETITION EBAR.

2006-12-11T21:59:00.000+08:00

The Manufacturers of Gay Metal Bra and Undies Pte Ltd have officially given us permission to host this Cool As Our Gay Bras™ competition! EVERYBODY's welcome to join this competition; we do not discriminate against the young nor the old; the firm nor the saggy (though for the saggy, we highly recommend our products); the big nor the small, so join this competition, one and all!

WHAT DO YOU DO?
Decorate our sexyButt-fly Bra™ (HERE!!) with whatever you want. It can be distasteful brush spam, or silly hot pink hearts, or even your face. If you're planning to paste camwh0re`z pictures of yourself, refrain from doing so if it will cause the Judges to turn blind.

EXAMPLE!!!!!!!!!: THIS OTHER BRADEN by Eric

HOW TO TAKE PART.
After decorating the sexyButt-fly Bra™, email your entries to idontwanttomonopoliseblogskins@gmail.com. ALTERNATIVELY, post your submissions IN THIS THREAD or tag on our Braboard.

OTHER DETAILS.
Judges!: The Manufacturers aka Eric, Rachel, Wang Guan
*** DEADLINE!!!!!: 14th Dec 2006. ***
Prize: 1 Supreme Golden Deluxe matching Gay Metal Bra and Gay Metal Undies set in Classic Transparent (ONE winner only!)

Winners will have their wonderfully decorated sexyButt-fly Bra™ splashed on this blog. So what are you waiting for? START PIMPIN' TEH BRAAAA!

Why women wear bras

2006-12-11T18:00:00.000+08:00

THIS ARTICLE talks about why some women wear bras and some women don't.

Do you know why those who don't wear bras, well, don't? That's because they've never worn OUR magical Gay Metal Bras And Undies™. For those who've laid their hands on our terrific products, let's just say that they've found heaven.

Read their testimonials!!:

Nathan: Bras are not only for women, ugh, that is like so totally 2006! Thanks to Braskins now men can wear bras too!

pamela: OHHHH, wonder bra is such a darling! within 3 days of wearing this product, my breast turned from saggy and droopy to a firm and fit E CUP, LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON!

Carey: OMG! im the first testimonial! at first, my cup was a cup only, then after i wear this wonder metal bra, my bra size grew to be D CUP LAH like mariah carey! omg, cannot believe this wonderful product

Tere: I love bras. You know they're like the greatest creation to our world? We can fill it up with water and drink it, we can make sure it holds our nehnehpok steady so milk doesn't flow out easily if there's a hole. My God. I LOVE BRAS! They like, rock? I like the 3rd bra. It covers nipples well and passes heat or coldness over to our breasts quick. WHOOHOO! I <3 BRASKINS.

Still not convinced? Give our Gay Metal Bras a try and even you, oh sceptical you, would be a convert!

I am the FEATURED contributor of BRAskins.com.

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Also, we will be teaching you how to design the ultimate bra.

The BRA HTML, the BRA Javascript, the BRA CSS and everything else!

This is how you bold a bra.
Normal: Bra.
Bold: Bra.

Now, this is how slant your bras at home.
Normal: Bra.
Slanted: Bra.

Next, how to strike away your bra.
Normal: Bra.
Striked: ~~Bra.~~

Last of all, how to change the colour of your bra!
Normal: Bra.
Coloured: Bra. Bra. Bra. Bra. Bra.

More coming up! Stay tuned!

I AM FC!!!

2006-12-11T17:17:00.000+08:00

OF BRASKINS(.blogspot).COM! SO COOL!!!!!!

Anyway, something else to add to the soon to come list:
How to put on a bra properly.

It came to us manufacturer's attentions that girls often buy, and wear the wrong bras. THIS WILL CAUSE YOUR BOOBIES TO LIKE, morph!, into some weird shape (think cauliflower) SO PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO THE How to put on a bra properly. post!

Signing off,
FC Queen.

I am an official contributor.

2006-12-11T17:03:00.000+08:00

OF BRASKINS.blogspot.com!

I shall produce articles to help enhance the reader's knowledge of incorporating BRA into blogskins and designs as such.

Upcoming articles:

How to vector a bra?
How to manipulate bras in photoshop?
How to make your bra skin the skin of the day in blogskins.com?
The correct ettiquette in commenting a bra skin.
How to make you rich by selling bras and bra products.

GAYMETALBRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-11T16:35:00.000+08:00

Queen Rachel is endorsing our products!

Thanks for the advertisement banner!

GAY BRASKINS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We wanted to use this as our blogskin: http://blogskins.com/info/115071

But we couldn't. =(