To celebrate the 1000th visit to our beautiful website, Apple has contacted me and after minutes of discussions, we have collaborated and released our brand new product: iBra.
iBras are sold everywhere. From basar malams to 7-11s, from Popular Bookstores to McDonalds. Literally everywhere.
The new iBra costs only $10000.00. It comes with a discount of $0.55. That is so that you can take a bus home or something.
To put on the iBra, just rip it off and place it on your chest (if you have one).
Connect the USB device (which can be bought from any iBra stores at an amazing rate of $4000.00) to your bra, and plug it into your CPU.
Open iTunes.
You can then download music to you iBra and listen to it when you are in school or at work.
With iBra, you can also get 24/7 virus scans. This will ensure that you will not have breast infections and has the ability to eliminate any risk of breast cancer.
Go get your dumb ass iBra NOW!
More features coming up.
CEO,
WG.